What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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