Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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