I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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