I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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