I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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