i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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