When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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