I am puke
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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