So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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