i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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