She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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