It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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