I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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