It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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