So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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