Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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