Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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