I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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