I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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