She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
