I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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