I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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