suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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