I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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