U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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