just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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