we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Randomize
