Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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