so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
