Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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