do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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