Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
