no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
