I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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