I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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