I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
he puts the penis in happiness.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize