What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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