so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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