The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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