True but thats because hes a fetus.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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