in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
