last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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