It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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