have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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