Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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