He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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