Pappa wants mamma naked
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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