so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I looked at my own cervix.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Randomize
