I'm gonna have a badass scar
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I have post one night stand depression
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