11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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