no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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