Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No subtext here. People are naked.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
