Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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