Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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