Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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