do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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