she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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