I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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