The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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