somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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